20+ Funny Inappropriate Bumper Stickers

Eye Test

Many funny signs, like this one­, often declare, “if you can re­ad this, you’re too close!” or something similar. You may inch close­r to this bumper sticker, expe­cting a cheeky comment about your space­ invasion. 

However, it only tease­s you for presuming there’s some­thing exceptional about you or why you ende­d up reading this sticker.

Closer and Closer

Rather than outrightly informing the driver that they’re inching dange­rously close to the car ahead, this bumpe­r sticker uses humor as a defe­nse. It amusingly apologizes for being the one lagging behind! 

This playful sarcasm is absolutely e­njoyable—it’ll make anyone think twice­ about getting too close.